I let you eat what the hell you want. I won’t preach about food to you. I believe everyone has the right to eat whatever they want.

So why do you vegans try to convince me to eat like you? It’s hard to eat vegan food without getting sick, and I love to eat meat now and then. Why can’t you leave me in peace?

This is not directed to all vegetarians/vegans. Just the ones trying to convince me to change my ways. I won’t. Get that into your heads.

And the evolution argument is just silly. Let that go. I believe we evolved from monkeys. They eat meat. Monkeys evolved from rat-like creatures. Rats eat meat. End of story.

No fangs, eh?